In which the Red Wedding was in Episode 8
I guess cause Sansa has red hair? All that wine Tyrion drank?
“It’s a nice day for a Red Wedding”
Holy crap, the Tyrion/Sanda wedding is today? No wonder they’ve all got such long faces. […]
Tyrion tries to set Sansa’s mind at ease, assuring her that he’ll never hurt her, and that they’re about to get totally wasted, like, right this minute. […]
Referencing the song “The Rains of Castamere”, Cersei calls Margaery on her plan to to become a star in The Real Housewives of Westeros.
Basically, the story goes that House Reyne crossed the Lannisters and, spoiler alert, they were wiped out completely.Tywin Lannister does not screw around, warns Cersei, who adds, “and sister, don’t you ever call me sister again.” [OR I WILL HAVE YOU STRANGLED]
Could the Red Wedding get any more awful? Turns out it can: Joffrey Baratheon is walking Sansa down the aisle, or in this case, the stairs. How mortifying. I hope Tyrion and Sansa drank enough to get through this moment; I sure didn’t.
This episode felt really long, mainly due to the agonizing wedding. You know those weddings that are so horrible, they come back around the other side and become fun? This was one of those weddings.
Sweet summer child.
Um…wow. :P
they are really going to get a shocker next week




