Would that you were an onion

stormdicks:

In which the Red Wedding was in Episode 8

lemonade73:

robbstarkalypse:

I guess cause Sansa has red hair? All that wine Tyrion drank?

It’s a nice day for a Red Wedding”

Holy crap, the Tyrion/Sanda wedding is today? No wonder they’ve all got such long faces. […]

Tyrion tries to set Sansa’s mind at ease, assuring her that he’ll never hurt her, and that they’re about to get totally wasted, like, right this minute. […]

Referencing the song “The Rains of Castamere”, Cersei calls Margaery on her plan to to become a star in The Real Housewives of Westeros.

Basically, the story goes that House Reyne crossed the Lannisters and, spoiler alert, they were wiped out completely.Tywin Lannister does not screw around, warns Cersei, who adds, “and sister, don’t you ever call me sister again.” [OR I WILL HAVE YOU STRANGLED]

Could the Red Wedding get any more awful? Turns out it can: Joffrey Baratheon is walking Sansa down the aisle, or in this case, the stairs. How mortifying. I hope Tyrion and Sansa drank enough to get through this moment; I sure didn’t.

This episode felt really long, mainly due to the agonizing wedding. You know those weddings that are so horrible, they come back around the other side and become fun? This was one of those weddings.

Sweet summer child.

Um…wow. :P

they are really going to get a shocker next week

Updated characters with the most lines in Season 3

fauxkaren:

thenorthdismembers:

(source)

1. Tyrion – 185
2. Jaime – 119
3. Daenerys – 93
4. Sansa – 87
5. Arya – 86
6. Cersei – 84
7. Tywin – 81
8. Jon – 79
9. Robb – 73
10. Margaery – 72

11. Olenna – 71
12. Thoros – 67
13. Ygritte – 65
14. Theon – 64
15. Joffrey – 63
16. Brienne – 60
17. Missandei – 58
18. Shae – 54
19. Melisandre – 51
20. Davos – 48
20. Gendry – 48

22. Varys – 46
23. Bronn – 45
23. Stannis – 45
25. Jorah – 44
25. Sam – 44

Catelyn is only 40th, which is very disappointing to me.

Catelyn is 40th

and YOLO Stark is 9th.

Remember that time when Catelyn was the POV character and that whole Riverlands/TeamRobb branch of the story was actually her story?

No? Well neither does HBO.

As an aside, a show that can find time for an extensive visit to the camp of the Second Sons ought to be able to give Catelyn Stark more to do this season than scold her dopey son Robb.

favourite asoiaf characters; Catelyn Stark

“I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where my heart was once.” 

sam the slayer

my philosophy is i do wat i want because yoloswagboobs
Daario Naharis describing his reasons for betraying his fellow captains. (via corgiwhisperer)

The only bright spot on a horizon that had never looked darker

cripples-bastards-broken-things:

Okay I don’t even know why but I found this just completely adorable. 

Look at her widdle hand

sandorsmanlytears:

“i saved your sister from some of them, ask her, if you ever see her again. ask her who came back for her.”

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I was screaming so loud, Jess. That scene was perfection. Finally he mentions her! Also him and tiny little Arya all up on that horse…so cute tho.

mybigfatredwedding:

Really excited for the next 

Episode of game of thrones it should be

Delightful

Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody

Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this

Deal worked out with the freys

Definitely a move toward peace 

I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the 

North, long live robb stark, I

Guess nothing is stopping him from winning the war now!! heh

sandorsmanlytears:

bonus:

  • she was a mother to bouncing, multi-colored hair, babyboy- ted (teddy) remus lupin<3
  • she was a badass auror  
  • she was a member of the order of the phoenix
  • she was the epitome of a hufflepuff
  • she could have gave up fighting for what was right a million different times and for a million different reasons but she was nymphadora tonks so she fought and kept fighting time and time again and ultimately lost her life for the betterment of the wizarding world and for a world in which teddy might not have to face the atrocities they had been fighting against for decades